|Tuesday, April 17th, 2007|
|Sunday, January 29th, 2006|
For Pete's Sake
One girl with big hoops in her ears says to another girl: "Where is this beer from?"
Other girl: Belgium
hoop girl: Belgium, that's in Germany right?
|Sunday, December 4th, 2005|
"I'd cut her if my ID was sharper"
- Seven Eleven on the Temple Campus
"Ouch! My feets be tired!"
-Broad and Diamond
|Thursday, November 10th, 2005|
|Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005|
teen as he boards and trips
onto the LUCY bus at 30th
"Whoa, Lucy! Damn!"
|Tuesday, November 1st, 2005|
at work tonight, in the library
"My siblings are old enough to have kids but they don't. They can't even get dates."
--the kid working at the desk with the new video-enabled ipod
|Friday, October 21st, 2005|
Archaic Philadelphia Cop Slang?
Two bike cops in Chestnut Hill, yelling at a group of kids to go catch their trains and go home.
Cop 1: Why don't they just go catch their trains?
Cop 2: Because they'd rather hang around bein' a bunch of slapped asses, all messin' around and shit!
[/Huh?] Current Mood: baffled
|Friday, October 14th, 2005|
"It runs in my family. I got the syphilis from my grandma's side, so I gots to watch what I eat and shit."
Another girl on the bus says, on her cellphone, "Oh, and I just remembered I need to get condoms on the way home from work tonight..."
|Tuesday, October 11th, 2005|
Walking by my office - two people talking:
One guy is relating to the other something that he overheard apparently while waiting in a foodtruck line.
"And so the guys gets up there and orders a broccolli burrito - And the guy says to him 'Where do you see a broccolli burrito on the menu?"
Inky cartoon found on the wall of a
local taproom recreating an actual
conversation overheard at that same bar:
2 men sitting at the bar. One says to the other -
"She wants a guy with savoir-faire but I
dont even have subway fare..."
|Friday, September 30th, 2005|
|Wednesday, September 14th, 2005|
37th and Market
Man shows my co-worker and I his green bracelet and states, "Gotta' keep it green like us ex-crackheads say."
|Sunday, September 11th, 2005|
|Thursday, September 1st, 2005|
Cliff Beefchest: He's already lying to you!
Airhead: Like I care!
16th & JFK
|Thursday, August 25th, 2005|
"Shake Your Ass for Jesus"
--The best bumper sticker I've ever seen on I95.